Wascally Wabbit

Today, on this wonderful Wednesday, I have questions written by the tiny collective of folks who give this a read once in a while. These are good, so be forewarned, you're gonna have some thinking to do.

Carolynn, a preschool teacher and avid Bill Murray fan, has concocted the following and wants to know...

Would you rather have, for the rest of your life...

a) Wet Socks

b) A Canker Sore

Mr. John Barna, a convicted sexual predator and avid Chris Hansen fan, has bemused this and wants to know...

If you could be transformed for one week into an inanimate object would you choose?

a) A football used on Super Sunday

b) Sarah Palin’s Wet Wabbit

c) Michelle Obama’s toothbrush

d) Britney Spear’s tube of Kwell

e) Dick Cheney’s penis

And Cassandra, a cartoonist, fellow classmate, and avid fan of Sweden, can't get over this and wants to know...

Would you rather...

a.) have a limp noodle for an arm that one day a Chinese emperor will eat mistaking it for his lo mein once you take a time machine back to that period where China had an emperor, and therefore reliving a life that isn't yours with no arm and being known as that person that got their arm eaten by the emperor -a sign to all threats against the Chinese empire to beware even though it was an accident.

b.) have a limp noodle for a penis which also has its own personality and a sinus infection.

I'm gonna go off and ponder my own answers. Thanks to all three of you for your input to my little slice of the internet. Have a great Wednesday friends.